Quote by George R.R. Martin

“The dwarf’s eyes widened—at least I think they widened, since they became much more visible in his hairy face—and he froze. “Would you prefer…

— E.J. Stevens

“What did the Faerie that attacked you look like?" "Super creepy. Ripped jeans, weird tattoos, bad hair. And, come to think of it, really…

— Lesley Livingston

“In a sec.......let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad cause his ears were long and floppy…

— Grasshopper

“Dorian gave a smug grin. “My mate thinks I'm the most gorgeous leopard she ever saw.” “Show us the footage before your head explodes,”…

— Nalini Singh

“when a girl gets laid, she tells her best friend. When a girl finds a lump, she tells her best friend. When a girl…

— Kristen Ashley

“looked up, a frown on his face. “That was a necessity. Our wardrobe needed defending from all the girls hiding in it.” Allie struggled…

— A.W. Exley

“Hey." I folded my arms, trying to keep my own eyes on her face. "Aren't you supposed to be a virgin goddess?" A soft,…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, “Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

— Shelly Laurenston

She lowered her head until it was at his level. He stroked the line of her jaw, and then pressed his forehead against her…

— Christopher Paolini

“She poked him lightly with her elbow. "You aren't asleep, are you?" Without opening his eyes, Hawk sighed. "Why is it women always want…

— Josie Litton

“Ew.' 'Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.' 'I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those brushes they…

— Rachel Caine

“Donneven," I said, in my best Monica imitation, and he laughed. "We're not talking about me." "We could be," he said, as I watched…

— Sarah Dessen