Aggressive Quote by George Mikes

War isn't funny, obviously.

— Jesse Armstrong

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

— Neil Simon

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

— Josh Peck

Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace.

— Theodore Roosevelt

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way…

— Winston Churchill

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

— John Fowles

War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious.

— Smedley Butler

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.

— Alice Childress

I don't like wars. Any wars.

— Margarita Simonyan

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

— Don Rickles

“No matter how fast weapons and technology evolve in the 21st century, one thing remains constant is that war is a human endeavor, a…

— Agus Harimurti Yudhoyono

Wars produce warlike societies, which in turn make the world more dangerous for other societies, which are thus recruited into being war-prone themselves.

— Barbara Ehrenreich