Dazzling Quote by George Meyer Download Open image “Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!” — George Meyer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dazzling Ifs Inconsistency Jokes Thinking
If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I always say, if I tell you a joke right now and it's funny, you laugh. Now, we set the lights, and I tell… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But the second… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no way that something I do on my own is going to be seen in Malaysia. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
The only rule was that the stuff had to be funny and pretty short. To me, the quintessential Army Man joke was one of… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don't work well together. When I've done my… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it's out there so that I can be fresh… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I love that Voltaire was so willing to shock his readers with arbitrary cruelty. And I can completely relate to it. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
...and there I suddenly found my articulate self in a dazzling land of smiling, jostling people wearing and not wearing all sorts of costumes… — Cary Grant Copy Share Image
We also ascend dazzling and tremendous as the sun, We found our own O my soul in the calm and cool of the daybreak. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Michelle Alexander's brave and bold new book paints a haunting picture in which dreary felon garb, post-prison joblessness, and loss of voting rights now… — Lani Guinier Copy Share Image
Let man then contemplate nature in full and lofty majesty, and turn his eyes away from the mean objects which surround him. Let him… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
The pure air and dazzling snow belong to things beyond the reach of all personal feeling, almost beyond the reach of life. — Frederick Soddy Copy Share Image
How many of us have been attracted to reason; first learned to think, to draw conclusions, to extract a moral from the follies of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing we often forget to talk about, or perhaps we take for granted, is our country’s dazzling beauty. Our natural environment is so… — Quentin Bryce Copy Share Image
As slavery died for the greater good of America, and the movement for equality sputtered to life, the white woman was on the cover… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
You will notice the phenomena of meditation. You may see dazzling lights, feel energy coursing through different parts of your body, feel as if… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The aged love what is practical while impetuous youth longs only for what is dazzling. — Petrarch Copy Share Image
Immortality—dazzling idea! who first imagined thee! Was it some jolly burgher of Nuremburg, who with night-cap on his head, and white clay pipe in… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Maggie Shipstead's prose is so graceful and muscular, so dazzling, so sure-handed and fearless, that at times I had to remind myself to breathe.… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
