Devices Quote by George McWhirter

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a…

— Jarod Kintz

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

“In the future, eyeglasses see all directions simultaneously. To be able to use hemiscope, eyes and brain need to practice.”

— Toba Beta

She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass.

— Muhammad Iqbal

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like…

— Amanda Peet

We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency…

— Dave Barry

By the end of this decade, computers will disappear as distinct physical objects, with displays built in our eyeglasses, and electronics woven in our…

— Ray Kurzweil

Growing up, I was a nerd. With actual taped eyeglasses.

— Taye Diggs

Medicine allows people to live who would otherwise die, so antibiotics will let people survive infections that they might be otherwise very vulnerable to…

— Carl Zimmer

Objects of Appreciation: Every time you go to use a utensil or instrument, take pleasure and feel gratitude for the fact that you have…

— Zelig Pliskin

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

— Mary Matalin