"To me, fast food is when a cheetah…" — George Carlin
"To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Antelope Quotes
This quote is filed under Antelope Quotes,
one of 14 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Lions cannot afford to hunt mice because they literally will starve to death, even if they catch them. Lions and…
— Newt Gingrich
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Even animals have a conscience. Those in the jungle KILL only to eat, not live to kill. This is why…
— Suzy Kassem
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Perhaps when we die our names are takenfrom us by a divine magnet and are freeto flutter here and there…
— Jim Harrison
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A man from a primitive culture who sees an automobile might guess that it was powered by the wind or…
— Michael Behe
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Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.
— PLO Lumumba
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Golden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just…
— Russell Means
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It is curious how there seems to be an instinctive disgust in Man for his nearest ancestors and relations. If…
— Havelock Ellis
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Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul, you've got to run like an antelope out of control!
— Trey Anastasio
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What but the wolf's tooth whittled so fine The fleet limbs of the antelope? What but fear winged the birds,…
— Robinson Jeffers
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When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected…
— The Lion King
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Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all…
— The Lion King
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You know we out here like wolves searching for antelope. Lambs and sheep, prey on weak. Don't you reach under…
— Big Krit
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