"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is…" — George Carlin
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Homeless Quotes
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one of 303 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on…
— Jello Biafra
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Music is the fourth great material want, first food, then clothes, then shelter, then music.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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After-school tutoring programs, care for the elderly, shelters for the homeless, disaster relief work, and a variety of other services…
— Tony Campolo
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I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
— George Carlin
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Our bodies know they belong; it is our minds that make our lives so homeless.
— John O'Donohue
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore,…
— Emma Lazarus
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There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a…
— Mark Twain
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Hungry not only for bread - but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing - but naked of human…
— Mother Teresa
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These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
— George Carlin
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When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was…
— Thomas Jane
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Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved.…
— Lloyd Alexander
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
— Garry Shandling
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