"I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s.……" — George Carlin
"I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More 80s Quotes
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one of 243 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I think that age as a number is not nearly as important as health. You can be in poor health…
— Bob Barker
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I was raised on the purest comedy there is: 'I Love Lucy.' I was raised watching 'Three's Company' and sitcoms…
— Mayim Bialik
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Really, the '70s and '80s were a blur.
— Manolo Blahnik
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An employer of mine back in the '80s was kind enough to take me on after a rough patch, and…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I remember in the '80s, Randy Travis was my guy. He's the reason I moved to Nashville, and I just…
— Garth Brooks
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I think we can leave mullets back in the '80s. I'm really not a big fan of them.
— Malin Akerman
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My favorite music is '80s music which drives people around me crazy. I really love it.
— Michael Buble
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In the early days of the video game business, everybody played. The question is, what happened? My theory - and…
— Nolan Bushnell
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The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal.
— Geezer Butler
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Well, when I started modeling in the mid-'80s, the girls who did shows did shows, and the girls who did…
— Naomi Campbell
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The life of an action star is very short. I want to be an actor like Robert De Niro ,…
— Jackie Chan
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The '80s made up for all the abuse I took during the '70s. I outlived all my critics. By the…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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