"A pear is a failed apple." — George Carlin

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• Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — Bernard Baruch
• For an Apple is in it self a little Universe; the Seed, hotter than the other parts thereof, is its… — Cyrano de Bergerac
• When I met Apple, I made it very clear that I am an old punk and I have never done… — Bjork
• I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another… — Lewis Black
• I have to have lemon and honey. I have to have apple cider vinegar, Braggs. And I have to have… — Mary J. Blige
• In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million.… — Nolan Bushnell
• Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole… — Johnny Cash
• With an apple I will astonish Paris. — Paul Cezanne
• Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. — Frank A. Clark
• My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano
• Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had… — Seymour Cray
• The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told… — Unknown Author

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