Ifs Quote by Gene Simmons

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

— Jarod Kintz

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

— Jay Leno

“A woman should be like a great book— the kind you can’t forget, long after the last page.”

— Angelika Regossi

Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new.

— Anonymous

“Newsflash, ladies: We can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to…

— Emma Chase

“I know you're saying something profound, but it's hard to focus when your tits are out.”

— Christina Lauren

Woman's face is like an open book that reveals her stateàof mind...

— Mazher (@mazher50

“If women are so smart, how come hardly any philosophers have been, and now are, female?”

— Juan T. Llibre

“Tits are like gifts from God. There’s a reason men don’t have them—if we did, we’d play with them all day.”

— Corinne Michaels

“See, some guys prefer asses Some prefer tits And I’m not saying that I don’t like those bits But what’s more important What supersedes…

— Mark Grist

Let every woman, who has once begun to think, examine herself

— Anonymous

“...women have done strange things; they are a far greater puzzle to the student of human nature than the sterner, less complex sex has…

— Emmuska Orczy