Quote by Gena Showalter

“There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know what it’s like when you go to IKEA and you can’t believe how cheap everything is, and even though you may not…

— Maria Semple

“I was studying the football in my hands, running my fingers over the pigskin, across the letters of the brand name printed on the…

— Colleen Hoover

“I did want to spend the ball with you.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“If I go out there now, I'll freeze my balls off. Not that I'm putting them to any good use whatsoever, but I still…

— Anonymous

“A bunch of silly men chasing a ball" my mother says "give each one his own ball if they're so desperate to have one”

— Elena Gorokhova

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’ve already not bought a bat, a glove, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”

— Tom Swyers

“It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”

— Mark Twain

“you don’t have to become a sleazeball who’s constantly pitching or selling yourself.”

— Jeff Goins

“I'm like an old golf-ball—I've had all the white paint knocked off me long ago. Life can whack me about now, and it can't…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums.”

— Dan Gutman