"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his……" — Gary Larson
"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression."
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41 Quotes by Gary Larson
Gary Larson has 41 quotes on this site.
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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
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The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a…
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I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with…
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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
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Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.
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Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly...
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I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.
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The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of…
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We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We...
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The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.
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More Absent Quotes
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Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in…
— Hannah Arendt
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The divine life is the spirit in everything that exists, from the atom to the archangel; the grain of dust…
— Annie Besant
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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The heart may think it knows better: the senses know that absence blots people out. We really have no absent…
— Elizabeth Bowen
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Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of…
— Geraldine Brooks
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The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Augustine does not disagree with this when he teaches that it is a faculty of the reason and the will…
— John Calvin
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Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are…
— Ronald Reagan
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All that remains to the mother in modern consumer society is the role of scapegoat; psychoanalysis uses huge amounts of…
— Germaine Greer
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When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be exerted, wealth is useless, and…
— Herophilos
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When the Spirit is absent, our excuses always seem right, but in the presence of the Spirit our excuses fade…
— R. T. Kendall
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Though the dungeon, the scourge, and the executioner be absent, the guilty mind can apply the goad and scorch with…
— Lucretius
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