Attitude quote Quote by Gary A Shoop

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

— Khaled Hosseini

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up…

— Richard Branson

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles

“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355”

— Keith Bradford

“I grew up on a ranch and my daddy always said, "If the milk is sour move the herd". Well things have been sour…

— Dean Lorey

You have to be an idiot to run out of gas…I just did.

— Brooke Burke

I know you ain't never milked a cow before.

— Justin Moore

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

— Lennart Meri

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

— Hank Aaron

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.

— Mason Cooley

“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume…

— Scott Adams

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

— Lennart Meri