Quote by Dean Lorey

“Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.”

— Wendy Lichtman

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be”

— Olav Laudy

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!”

— William Moulton Marston

“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese.  One day, Big”

— Anonymous

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.”

— Maurice Moss

“I know a rancher like you down below Hell's Canyon. He runs about six cows and five thousand sheep. But he calls himself a…

— Loren C. Estleman

“DAD: figured out how to help your love life. I’m trading you for seven cows. I’m going old school”

— Sophia Fraioli

“took over the ranch, the cowboys had quit feeding silage, so I didn’t know much”

— John R. Erickson

“You should have seen the things they were giving babies instead of milk. I remember seeing them put salt-pork gravy in milk bottles and…

— Studs Terkel