"You ain't got to lie, Craig, you ain't…" — Friday
"You ain't got to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie. -Joi"
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30 Quotes by Friday
Friday has 30 quotes on this site.
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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you…
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Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister. -Old Lady
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I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my…
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Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! -Pastor Clever
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Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. -Big Worm
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Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. -Smokey
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Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones
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Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. -Smokey
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No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no…
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Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck. -Smokey
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You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey
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More Craig Quotes
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one of 45 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons…
— Kirstie Alley
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I've never heard of William Craig. A debate with him might look good on his resume, but it wouldn't look…
— Richard Dawkins
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In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about…
— Jay Leno
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I was dreaming of Craig Carton.
— Boomer Esiason
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the…
— Mitch Hedberg
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I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
— Stephen Colbert
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People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant.
— Kirstie Alley
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Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.
— John Fugelsang
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I've got no sympathy for him whatsoever. I just wish we had got 10 past him. At the end of…
— Gary Neville
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And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig…
— Kevin Pollak
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Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to…
— Barry Levinson
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I've been lucky enough to kiss three James Bonds on screen: Pierce Brosnan, George Lazenby and Daniel Craig.
— Olivia Williams
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