"If you pick up a golfer and hold……" — Fred Beck
"If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi."
More Alibi Quotes
- The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants. — Albert Camus
- It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are… — Albert Camus
- No alibi will save you from accepting the responsibility. — Napoleon Hill
- Conscription is an impediment to achieving the forces Australia needs. It is an alibi for failing to give proper conditions… — Gough Whitlam
- There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi. — Mignon McLaughlin
- 'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi. — Jerry Orbach
- You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self… — Christy Mathewson
- Think and then act. Never act and then alibi. — Henry Iba
- The biggest pests are the people who use altruism as an alibi. What they passionately wish is to make themselves… — Isabel Paterson
- None of us are pretty, but our ugly has an alibi. — Andrea Gibson
- Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls,… — Mae West
- I graduated first in my class from alibi school. — Jeffrey McDaniel