"I graduated first in my class from alibi…" — Jeffrey McDaniel
"I graduated first in my class from alibi school."
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20 Quotes by Jeffrey McDaniel
Jeffrey McDaniel has 20 quotes on this site.
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Your absence weighs more than someone else’s presence
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Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to…
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I've had the wind knocked out of me, but never the hurricane
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But one kiss levitates above all the others. The intersection of function and desire. The I do kiss. The I’ll…
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I know it’s stupid to not own a gun yet have so many triggers, but in some other world gigantic…
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Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.
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There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't.
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I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.
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Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down…
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I've been ignored by prettier women than you, but none who carried the heavy pitchers of silence so far, without…
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I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing…
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I realise there's something incredibly honest about trees in winter, how they're experts at letting things go.
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More Alibi Quotes
This quote is filed under Alibi Quotes,
one of 34 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
— Albert Camus
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It is necessary to fall in love... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are…
— Albert Camus
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No alibi will save you from accepting the responsibility.
— Napoleon Hill
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Conscription is an impediment to achieving the forces Australia needs. It is an alibi for failing to give proper conditions…
— Gough Whitlam
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There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi.
— Jerry Orbach
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You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self…
— Christy Mathewson
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Think and then act. Never act and then alibi.
— Henry Iba
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If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you…
— Fred Beck
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The biggest pests are the people who use altruism as an alibi. What they passionately wish is to make themselves…
— Isabel Paterson
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None of us are pretty, but our ugly has an alibi.
— Andrea Gibson
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Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls,…
— Mae West
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