Alienation Quote by Frans de Waal

“The twenty-first century is a terrible time for frog-lovers.”

— Ed Yong

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“It reminds me of the story that my American godmother used to tell me years and years ago about two frogs who fell into…

— Agatha Christie

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my adult life.…

— Jen Lancaster

“What I feared was the onset of incontinence was simply a mid-laugh crisis.”

— Venita Louise

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

“...I felt instinctively that toilets - as also telephones - happened to be for reasons unfathomable, the points where my destiny was liable to…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like a drowning…

— Geoff Dyer

“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I…

— David Sedaris

“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well mannered. My…

— Christopher Moore

“holder. It was like some sort of miniature-recycled Stonehenge in the women’s bathroom, a monument to the bowel movements of days past. Actually, it…

— Penny Reid