Army Quote by Frankie Boyle

I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are…

— Frankie Boyle

Bombing Syria will achieve nothing.

— Frankie Boyle

Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter…

— Frankie Boyle

Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational.

— Frankie Boyle

For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over…

— Frankie Boyle

Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's…

— Frankie Boyle

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

— Frankie Boyle

If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need…

— Frankie Boyle

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

— Frankie Boyle

I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,…

— Frankie Boyle

In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really…

— Frankie Boyle

I'm totally off any caffeine now.

— Frankie Boyle