Chance Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote…

— Fran Lebowitz

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

— Fran Lebowitz

I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

— Fran Lebowitz

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people.

— Fran Lebowitz

“lack, or loutish and crass kollective is a program dedicated to the proposition that vulgarity and bad taste are an inalienable right. the lackies,…

— Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

— Fran Lebowitz

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.

— Fran Lebowitz

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

— Fran Lebowitz

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

— Fran Lebowitz

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people…

— Fran Lebowitz

The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And…

— Fran Lebowitz

Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far…

— Fran Lebowitz