Bdsm-erotica Quote by Felicia Ferraro

“Work? Come on, Sage. Go buy a bikini and enjoy the pool while you’re hanging around.”

— Richelle Mead

“Mind you keep out of the sun, now. Don’t want you spoiling your skin with freckles,”

— M.L. Stedman

“He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?' 'I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and tanning spray.…

— Melissa Keil

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to…

— Garrison Keillor

“You don't know if something' going to suit you until you put it on.”

— Terence Blacker

“You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.”

— Jennifer Armentrout

“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the…

— Amalie Silver

“I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.”

— Kendall Grey

“The sun filters through the closed curtains like urine.”

— Michael Gira

“I wear a solar radiation suit. The lights we have over our artificial fields simulate real sunlight, so if I were in there for…

— Annie Oldham

“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“If only my sunscreen was as good as my writers block!”

— Martin Link