Family guy Quote by Family Guy Download Open image “Oh did I remember to turn the stove off… yes!- Stewie” — Family Guy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Family guy
“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A watched pot never boils." It's the same with success. So? Throw that burner on HIGH and just keep on cooking. Dinner will be… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“The feet-on-the-stove stance of this book is a deliberate attempt to cure myself, and anyone else who will listen, of the nasty habit of worrying the world to pieces like a terrier with a rag. What we are up to here is not the hasty shaking loose of a culinary result, but a patient rumination on cooking itself. There are… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share
“You ain't no woodstove; you can't just squat in the middle of my house and stew.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy — Family Guy Copy Share
“When all else fails…everyone is gagging…and the stove is on fire…I read the recipe.” — Laury Falter Copy Share Image
For those who like to stir the pot...you should know what you're cooking before you get BURNED!!! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom, and when I came out it was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of… — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin! — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
I think that 'Family Guy' is hysterical. It's edgy and hip - and they can do whatever they want to do because it's animated… — Zachary Levi Copy Share Image
I have always been a HUGE Star Wars fan since I was like 5 years old. Most of us in the writers room at… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
This sounds crazy, I know, but you can make a billion dollars - very few people do - but you can make a billion… — Henry Blodget Copy Share Image
I'm a family guy, so I would love to have a family; I would love to find that perfect person to have a family… — Lance Bass Copy Share Image
Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist.… — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls… — Alexander Ludwig Copy Share Image
Even though I'm a family guy, there is something that feels really beautiful about eliminating all children from flying. So, children have to fly… — Jay R. Ferguson Copy Share Image
![“Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme.” quote by Alex Borstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/987/alex-borstein-15696_family-guy_guys-can-look-like-pigs-the-girl-always_641595.jpg)
