Quote by Family Guy Download Open image “Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie” — Family Guy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Straight up, you movin' too fast so baby wait up. Took one, added seven more, now you eight up. Get on down wit' your… — Jackie Mittoo Copy Share Image
One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I cant tell you which fingers. — Joe Jonas Copy Share Image
Not a day goes by that I don't think about my finger, but I don't really miss it. — Gerald Green Copy Share Image
Hey guess what? I have ten fingers and the middle ones are just for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tryin' to give me the finger is kinda like givin' the spider the web. I'm just gonna spin and try to use it to… — Eminem Copy Share Image
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of… — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin! — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share Image
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont… — Family Guy Copy Share Image
