Quote by Family Guy “When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know math. -Chris Griffin” — Family Guy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Math is like going to the gym for your brain. It sharpens your mind. — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
“Once you found the math in a thing, you knew everything about it, and you could manipulate it to your heart’s content with nothing… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
The bullet is a mad thing, only the bayonet knows what it is about. — Alexander Suvorov Copy Share Image
A gun is not a math problem, I won't even think, Just leave ya dead like the mink under my sink. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
In any case, the bayonet isn't as important as it used to be. It's more usual now to go into the attack with hand-grenades… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
My moma told me to tell you to mind ya DAMN mathafuckin business BITCH! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin! — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. -Chris Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share
Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie — Family Guy Copy Share
Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy Copy Share