Bartender Quote by Ernest Rutherford Download Open image “A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.” — Ernest Rutherford ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bartender Damn Damn good Theory
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Never abandon a theory that explains something until you have a theory that explains more. — John McCarthy Copy Share Image
If a theory purports to explain everything, then it is likely not explaining much at all. — Massimo Pigliucci Copy Share Image
If a theory can not be explained to a child, then the theory is probably worthless. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back to hit… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
From the results so far obtained it is difficult to avoid the conclusion that the long-range atoms arising from collision of alpha particles with… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
“When we consider the magnitude and extent of his discoveries and their influence on the progress of science and of industry, there is no… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, now you will see that now you see nothing. And why you see nothing you will see presently. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
The great object is to find the theory of the matter [of X-rays] before anyone else, for nearly every professor in Europe is now… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
It is essential for men of science to take an interest in the administration of their own affairs or else the professional civil servant… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 1012 to 1. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and red carpets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that very evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
