"Written on her tombstone: "I told you I…" — Erma Bombeck

"Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick."

— Erma Bombeck

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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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More Inspirational Quotes

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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