"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations……" — Erma Bombeck
"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
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Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most…
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Our task force put to sea in early January 1942, to attack the Japanese in the Marshall and Gilbert islands,…
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In the beginning, Adam was instructed to earn the bread by the sweat of his brow - not Eve. Contrary…
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When our Heavenly Father placed Adam and Eve on this earth, He did so with the purpose in mind of…
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Woman was given to man as an helpmeet. That complementary association is ideally portrayed in the eternal marriage of our…
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Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God…
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As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of…
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Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below.…
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When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound…
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To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater…
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Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve. One man,…
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