"Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives……" — Erma Bombeck

"Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach. False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos."

— Erma Bombeck

251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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Chicago's buoy was a couple of hundred yards astern of Arizona, and I was saddened to look at her. — Jack Adams
Arizona is a red state, and we're going to keep it red. — Jan Brewer
Racial discrimination is illegal. It's illegal in the United States. It's illegal in Arizona. It has been and it will… — Jan Brewer
Fifty thousand people in Mexico have been murdered. Puerto Penasco, 60 miles south of our border, just had five people… — Jan Brewer
It wouldn't matter whether you were Latino or Hispanic or Norwegian. If you didn't have proof of citizenship and if… — Jan Brewer
I have been coaching recently. I coached high school basketball in Arizona, and I hope that more opportunities become available. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Greenspan's policies have created huge amounts of wealth for Arizona. — Unknown Author
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He… — Harry S. Truman
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way… — Wanda Sykes
I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like… — Nicole Richie
...the debate among the scientists if over. There is no more debate. We face a planetary emergency. There is no… — Al Gore
Senate Bill 1062 does not address a specific and present concern related to religious liberty in Arizona. I have not… — Jan Brewer

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