"My sister and I never engaged in sibling……" — Erma Bombeck
"My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
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I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
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I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded…
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
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