"I put a basketball in front of George……" — Ellen DeGeneres

"I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out."

— Ellen DeGeneres

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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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More Basketball Quotes

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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense… — Red Auerbach
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. — Red Auerbach
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. — Charles Barkley
Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get… — Charles Barkley
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound… — Charles Barkley
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a… — Charles Barkley
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them,… — Charles Barkley
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Charles Barkley
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. — Charles Barkley
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work. — Charles Barkley
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in… — Charles Barkley

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