"Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
— Russell Baker
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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
— Brendan Behan
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That is the true definition of sin; when knowing right you do the lower, ah, then you sin. Where there…
— Annie Besant
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I think that, ah, I'm a very goofy sort of person in many ways.
— Jeff Bezos
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Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge…
— Aeschylus
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?
— Robert Browning
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The normal profits of a business concern in the United States are six, eight, ten, and sometimes twelve percent. But…
— Smedley Butler
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Ah, how many luxuries has the good God prepared for his Jewish children.
— Sholom Aleichem
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Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful.
— Albert Camus
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Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
— Lewis Carroll
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I just want people to remember me like I remember Buster Keaton. When they talk about Buster Keaton or Gene…
— Jackie Chan
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Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.
— Diablo Cody
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