Baby Quote by Elise Valmorbida

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

— Edwin Edwards

If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in…

— Cristina Orante

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

— Pat Paulsen

I shake hands very gladly politically. I don't think you could be a politician if you didn't shake hands.

— Donald Trump

“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.”

— Brad Deep

“It was a politician’s gesture—a vulgar public gesture by a man who in private, among his own kind, would take wincing pains never to…

— Kurt Vonnegut

A kiss is a charming deception planned by scenery to stop speech when words become excessive.

— Spawasagir

A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower ecspectation.

— Nateman

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

— Kristen Schaal

GOVERNMENT WARNING KISSING IS DANGEROUS TO OUR HEALTH IT CONTAINS : 5% OF SALIVA 3% ACID 2% FAT 90% OF BEING ADDICTED it can…

— Clevelle

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

— P. J. O'Rourke

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

— Anonymous