"I think about death. I don't want to……" — Elayne Boosler
"I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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More Cleaners Quotes
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one of 146 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
— Roseanne Barr
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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
— John Barrymore
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I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was…
— Jo Brand
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We all have an obligation as citizens of this earth to leave the world a healthier, cleaner, and better place…
— Blythe Danner
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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There are fewer chemical pollutants in the air. Our drinking water is safer. Our food standards have been raised. We've…
— William J. Clinton
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The next decade will perhaps raise us a step above despair to a cleaner, clearer wisdom and biology cannot fail…
— H. Bentley Glass
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We're gonna be using American produced, American energy that will create jobs in the United States, will create a far…
— Ray Mabus
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I know that nuclear is better than fossil fuels when it comes to carbon dioxide, but nuclear energy is by…
— Sheryl Crow
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I urge individuals around the world to stand up, and ask local leaders, if they haven't already, to pledge to…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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With only 2 percent of the world's oil reserves, oil isn't enough. This country needs an all-out, all-of-the-above strategy that…
— Barack Obama
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My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as…
— John Cheever
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