Beans Quote by Edward Lear

“Speaking of pits in plum pudding, do you remember your sister’s first attempt? Your grandfather broke off his only remaining tooth trying to eat…

— Catherine Anderson

“Two-dollar beers that tasted like barely fermented, yeasty water. We salivated. There was no coursing - in ten minutes plates started pounding the spinning…

— Stephanie Danler

“The old man always used too much of everything, too many lemons, too much sugar, as if halfmeasures at anything were beneath him.”

— William Gay

“With his total cholesterol over250 and his weight not far behind, there were no more Philly cheesesteaks, fries, and a large soda sitting in…

— Lisa Unger

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE

— Tom Standage

He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a lacquered wooden…

— John Green

There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a…

— Edward Lear

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled…

— Irving Stone

“Charlie slowly crumpled to the floor, Allison soon joining him. “Dinner is served!” Stanley trumpeted, as he reached into the steaming mass of offal…

— Abramelin Keldor

“The old man with the white beard had gone quite mad. He ripped his robes from his body and ran naked through the forest…

— Jennifer M. Baldwin

It was one of those mornings when a man could face the day only after warming himself with a mug of thick coffee beaded…

— Richard Gehman

I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's.

— Anonymous