"Father, bless me for I have sinned, I……" — Eddie Izzard
"Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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More Badger Quotes
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one of 25 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm running for Governor, and this Honey Badger is ready to fight.
— Scott Gessler
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I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
— Ian Holloway
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The Mole had long wanted to make the I acquaintance of the Badger. He seemed, by all accounts, to be…
— Kenneth Grahame
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It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a…
— Tom Holt
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Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.
— Kenneth Grahame
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Governor Scott Walker didn't know who he was messing with when he picked a fight with the hard-working union folks…
— Gwen Moore
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Office holders are a self-selected group; you don't get elected if you don't put your name on the ballot. There…
— John Sununu
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Who is Alice?" asked mother. "Alice is somebody that nobody can see," said Frances. "And that is why she does…
— Russell Hoban
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I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change. We hold on.
— C.S. Lewis
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Remember on this one thing, said Badger. The stories people tell have a way of taking care of them. If…
— Barry Lopez
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Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a…
— Brian Jacques
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We shall creep out quietly into the butler's pantry--" cried the Mole. "--with out pistols and swords and sticks--" shouted…
— Kenneth Grahame
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