"But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke…" — Eddie Izzard
"But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana."
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96 Quotes by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard has 96 quotes on this site.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well.…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo".…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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More Dutch Quotes
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one of 108 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying…
— Julie Burchill
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In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are…
— George Canning
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My friend, the Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh, was murdered in 2004 for having been insufficiently reverent toward Islam.
— Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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In April 2006, a Dutch court ordered that I leave my safe-home that I was renting from the State. The…
— Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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Once you get to the Enlightenment, the way that powers get to be hyperpowers isn't just by conquest. It's through…
— Amy Chua
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What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and…
— J. Hector St. John de Crevecoeur
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How will the Tower of Babel be undone? How will we understand each other in Heaven? Will we all speak…
— Peter Kreeft
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[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.
— Mark Twain
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish.…
— Janeane Garofalo
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My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a…
— Tyler Florence
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There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
— Michael Caine
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In Europe, Henk Tennekes was dismissed as research director of the Royal Dutch Meteorological Society after questioning the scientific underpinnings…
— Richard Lindzen
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