Brush-with-death Quote by E.J. Stevens

“I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.”

— E.J. Stevens

“...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of ‘goin’ doololly.”

— E.J. Stevens

“As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work,…

— E.J. Stevens

“So it’s fate then?” I asked with him so close my lips brushed the line of his jaw with each word, “Us being together?”…

— E.J. Stevens

“The king and the would-be queen,” Ailinn said.  “As it was prophesized, as it was written, as it was seen.”

— E.J. Stevens

“Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their…

— E.J. Stevens

“I stomped on the spiders as I backed away, halting their progress. A brave one ambled forward and sank it’s dripping mandibles into its…

— E.J. Stevens

“You catch all that, Humphrey?” I asked. “Get to eat demons for breakfast,” he said with a grin. “Hey, only if they misbehave,” I…

— E.J. Stevens

“being Torn’s new curiosity was about as comfortable as a pixie rash.”

— E.J. Stevens

“Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.”

— E.J. Stevens

“Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.”

— E.J. Stevens

“Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?” Calvin turned to me and asked. How does he raise one brow like that? Does he practice…

— E.J. Stevens