“If I hadn’t stopped to thank the ghoul, I might not be covered in rotting, slimy, dead guy. I shook my head ruefully and continued walking. No good deed goes unpunished.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk through the door, it’s just another day at the office.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of ‘goin’ doololly.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work,… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“So it’s fate then?” I asked with him so close my lips brushed the line of his jaw with each word, “Us being together?”… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“The king and the would-be queen,” Ailinn said. “As it was prophesized, as it was written, as it was seen.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“I stomped on the spiders as I backed away, halting their progress. A brave one ambled forward and sank it’s dripping mandibles into its… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“You catch all that, Humphrey?” I asked. “Get to eat demons for breakfast,” he said with a grin. “Hey, only if they misbehave,” I… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“being Torn’s new curiosity was about as comfortable as a pixie rash.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?” Calvin turned to me and asked. How does he raise one brow like that? Does he practice… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
