Cats Quote by Dr. Nicholas Dodman

“I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There”

— Richard K. Morgan

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“if you found enough cat hairs in a person's house, you pretty much had to assume there was a feline on the premises somewhere”

— Stephen King

“This is why I always say: "If your mother asks you to come beat up an elderly woman on the street for feeding stray…

— Aziz Ansari

“Years ago, when still a substitute carrier, I noticed a warning sign on an open porch: Beware of Cat! I grinned at the snarling…

— Vincent Wyckoff

“--I wouldn't throw that cat out of bed. --When did you get a cat?”

— Lesley Kagen

“I refuse to live with any more evil cats. It’s him or me.”

— Abigail Roux

“It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat fell from…

— J.E. Fison

“If it was going to kill me or carry me off, I thought it would have done so already. But it just sat there,…

— H.M. Ward

“The cat looked at its paws and frantically back at its body, as if it had just been transformed into a cat and couldn't…

— Heather O'Neill

“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner.…

— Colleen Houck