Bottles Quote by Douglas Adams

In the Seventies, a lot of executions via electric chair failed because of technical problems. Seed tells the true story of someone who survived…

— Uwe Boll

Once, during the drinking phase, Wendy had accused him of desiring his own destruction but not possessing the necessary moral fiber to support a…

— Stephen King

Possibly everyone now dead considered his own death as a freak accident, a mistake. Some bad luck caused it. Every enterprising man jack of…

— Annie Dillard

We all know that one person we would like to smash in the face with a brick..

— Anonymous

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?
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— Jarod Kintz

The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.

— Andy Samberg

“The rowdy gang of singers who sat at the scattered tables saw Arthur walk unsteadily to the head of the stairs, and though they…

— Alan Sillitoe

“If you ever visit Wilmington, Delaware, you will probably hear about Tommy Burke. Or at least see his art work. He makes bird houses…

— Colin Flaherty

July 24, 6:03 A.M. The laundry was warm and the rafters were firm, and Michael Holzapfel jumped from the chair as if it were…

— Markus Zusak

Mr. Bernard died on a Monday, at the age of seventy-five, his body wasted. He lay in state for two days in the lobby…

— Mordecai Richler

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that…

— Jarod Kintz

“Grauman died of heart failure in the spring of 1950, died a bachelor, aged seventy-one, and the only people at his deathbed were his…

— Otto Friedrich