"You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred……" — Doug Stanhope
"You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.'"
—
Doug Stanhope
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope has 28 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
-
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
-
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
-
Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
-
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
-
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
-
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
-
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
-
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
-
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
-
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
-
If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
See all 28 quotes by Doug Stanhope »
More Agnostic Quotes
This quote is filed under Agnostic Quotes,
one of 198 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
I'm a strict, strict agnostic. It's very different from a casual, 'I don't know.' It's that you cannot present as…
— Margaret Atwood
-
As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
— Michelle Bachelet
-
I have to recognize that I am agnostic.
— Antonio Banderas
-
Both need each other: The agnostic cannot be content to not know, but must be in search of the great…
— Pope Benedict XVI
-
I was an agnostic until I realized that I had to choose between God and fate. The idea that humanity…
— Andrea Bocelli
-
The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall rob their children of faith…
— William Jennings Bryan
-
I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist…
— Isaac Asimov
-
The average businessman began to be agnostic, not so much because he did not know where he was, as because…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
-
People will then often say, 'But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me, suggests…
— Douglas Adams
-
I have always considered "Pascal's Wager" a questionable bet to place. Any God worth "believing in" would surely prefer an…
— Alan Dershowitz
-
The most satisfying and ecstatic faith is almost purely agnostic. It trusts absolutely without professing to know at all.
— H. L. Mencken
-
The prayer of the agnostic: "O God, if there is a God, save my soul if I have a soul."
— Ernest Renan
See all 198 Agnostic Quotes »