Airlines Quote by Doug Liman

Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on…

— George Carlin

Flying my own small plane is my escape. I learnt to fly in 2006 and share ownership of a Socata TB10.

— Jonathan Agnew

“Life sucked and then they billed you for it. Kind of like how airlines charged you money before you got on a plane so…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then dress it…

— Stephen Coonts

I'm not going to jump out of airplanes or anything like someone else I know.

— Barbara Bush

I've had a chance to fly a lot of different airplanes, but it was nothing like the shuttle ride.

— Chris Hadfield

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

— Alonzo Bodden

I like airplanes. I like anywhere that isn't a proper place. I like in betweens.

— Neil Gaiman

“Budget airlines are often making money from canceling their passengers flights and not refunding them.”

— Steven Magee

“It only took one flight with a budget airline to discover how horrible their airline was!”

— Steven Magee

If you've ever spent time staring at those gorgeous first class seats (more like their own rooms!) on Emirates, Etihad, Qantas - or have…

— Randi Zuckerberg

I always ask for the exit row when flying. Airlines are pretty accommodating and most of the time I'll get it.

— John Isner