Quote by Donald Ray Pollock

“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.”

— Jane Grigson

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“There is far too much common nonsense, and not nearly enough uncommon sense about fruit.”

— Mango Wodzak

“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some…

— Richard Spinos

“Bananas- sickening. F**king disgusting excuses for food.”

— Kristin Hansen

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“We were like bananas. Stuck together, we were ripe and yellow. But the moment one was torn apart, all the rest turned black and…

— Kit Lyman

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“This is the story of two men who met in a banana republic. One of them never did anything dishonest in his life except…

— Preston Sturges

“(the nature of that unfairness perhaps being just that they had been born stronger, more clever, more energetic than others), and who, having seized…

— George Saunders

“I called her "the Chiquita Banana Lady" and I meant it as a compliment: who didn't want to look adorable with a pile of…

— Susan Jane Gilman