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“I just thought that a man, or in this case a woman, never gets too busy to attend his or her own funeral. You…

— Cortez Law III

“There was one thing more he wanted from this funeral. He wanted to see the hearse pass by again, the body tilted for viewing,…

— Don DeLillo

“He was in his coffin, ready to be buried, and yet he knew that he wasn’t dead.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

“It was like missing a train-or something more important, something that would never come again. There was no explanation for the grief that suddenly…

— Anny Tyler

“He worries she’s going to ask what happened. Why he isn’t dead. It’s a question he’s been dreading and preparing for all day.”

— Blake Crouch

“Well, enlighten me, please.” She looked up and scratched her head. “In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would you like…

— Whitney G

“It would have worried Mort if he’d let it. Someone was expecting him. He’d learned in recent days, though, that rather than drown in…

— Terry Pratchett

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“Unless I’m dead, I’ll definitely be at your funeral. Just be sure to return the favor and show up at mine. Your death will…

— Jarod Kintz

“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn…

— J.D. Salinger

“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.” “You’d”

— Robert Goolrick

“I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral.”

— Meg Cabot