Funny Quote by Devon Sampson

“Get God on the phone!”

— Kendrick Lamar

“God gave us two ears and one mouth to do twice as much listening as talking,”

— Mark O'Neal

“The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?”

— Terry Pratchett

“God wasn't giving me a megaphone. He was telling me to shut up. To be still and know.”

— Lisa Samson

If God had wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths rather than two ears.

— Ken Blanchard

“GOD GIVES US TWO EARS TO LISTEN MORE AND ONE TONGUE TO SPEAK LESS.”

— USMAN HYDER

“You can never tell how you sound over the phone, that evil piece of machinery, and I would stop using one, we all would,…

— Brock Clarke

“I would have used the telephone on the Shabbat even though it's forbidden, and God wouldn't have held it against me because he's probably…

— Barbara Honigmann

God gave people 2 ears and 1 mouth because He wants us to listen twice as much as we talk.

— Joshua Harris

“Like, why do I speak? Why did God give me a mouth if I’m just going to say dumb stuff with it?”

— Jenny Han

“If Jesus Christ called you on the phone and asked you to go help your spouse with the dishes, wouldn’t you immediately go from…

— John M. Pontius

God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason: so we would learn to speak up!

— John Alejandro King