House Quote by Deval Patrick

The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny…

— Ellen DeGeneres

[St. Patrick] was a terror to any snake that came in his path, whether it was the cold, slimy reptile sliding along the ground…

— Arthur Brisbane

St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

— Conan O'Brien

Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland.

— Anonymous

Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

— Anonymous

I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.

— Eugene McCarthy

“A driver had been sent to meet us. He was gray-haired, short, and nimble and introduced himself. "I am Patrick and so is every…

— Sharon Creech

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

— Conan O'Brien

When they launch snakes you'll have your namesake.

— Philippa Gregory

I am Patrick, yes a sinner and indeed untaught; yet I am established here in Ireland where I profess myself bishop. I am certain…

— Saint Patrick

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all…

— Charles Madigan

“Legend tells us that the High King of Tara, who ruled supreme over all the Kings of Ireland, looked out from his castle one…

— Carole Carlton