"The quarterback's spending so much time behind the……" — Dennis Miller
"The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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For behind all imperialism is ultimately the imperialistic individual, just as behind all peace is ultimately the peaceful individual.
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Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to…
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I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.
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I don't get it when you get so much openness about the way movies are made, and the special effects…
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Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.
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I'm not such a big star. I am just a little planet. In Spain, people don't put so much attention…
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I think we are living in selfish times. I'm the first one to say that I'm the most selfish. We…
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All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves.
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