Administrative Quote by Denis Norden

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

— Denis Norden

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

— Denis Norden

We saw more of each other than we did of our wives. We wrote everything together. But how long can you go on doing…

— Denis Norden

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's…

— Denis Norden

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

— Denis Norden

I have better peripheral vision in my left. It is quite hard to remain optimistic, but I have found the Macular Society, of whom…

— Denis Norden

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

— Denis Norden

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

— Denis Norden

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

— Denis Norden

I've written not milestones of cinema but millstones.

— Denis Norden

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.

— Denis Norden

I recognise the pure gold that runs in Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin's work for 'Outnumbered' on TV. And on radio, I really enjoy…

— Denis Norden