"I would have to commit a crime and……" — Denis Leary
"I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles."
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171 Quotes by Denis Leary
Denis Leary has 171 quotes on this site.
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Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I…
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We drink and we die and continue to drink.
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We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you…
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The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me…
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup —…
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why…
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of…
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All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
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Everyone should have an evil secret plan...
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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
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More Chase Quotes
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one of 772 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The job of art is to chase ugliness away.
— Bono
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One of the things that's interesting to me is I find things like caffeine and stunts actually relax me. When…
— Nicolas Cage
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This is my wish for you: peace of mind, prosperity through the year, happiness that multiplies, health for you and…
— David Dellinger
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A war, or any wild-goose chase, is, as the vulgar use the phrase, a lucky turn-up of patronage for the…
— Mary Wollstonecraft
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Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
— Lyman Beecher
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I have three messages," said the breathless Nyad."One is we should never ever give up. Two is you are never…
— Diana Nyad
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One who sets the entire army in motion to chase an advantage will not attain it.
— Sun Tzu
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Excitement is the more practical synonym for happiness, and it is precisely what you should strive to chase. It is…
— Tim Ferriss
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Two or three years ago, every game I want to score. And after I score a goal I have a…
— Peter Bondra
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Man is the hunter; women are the game; those sleek and shining creatures of the chase. We hunt them for…
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
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To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over…
— Jimmy Durante
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The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
— E. W. Howe
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