Book club Quote by Delanie Hook

Getting in the shower* DAMN,I FORGOT TO GET A TOWEL!

— Anonymous

Getting in the shower* DAMN,I FORGOT TO GET A TOWEL! MOOOOOOM!

— Anonymous

Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels.

— Anonymous

The akwaard moment ,, when your in the shower nd you finish and theres no towel -.-

— Maarriiiaaa

When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

Teachers call it Go to the bathroom. We call it I'm bored,I'm gonna go wander around school.

— Anonymous

“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I answered the door in my towel. I know…

— Jarod Kintz

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better…

— Don Rickles

“Proceed through each one of the actions in your bathroom routine by reminding yourself of why it is a necessary, positive, and useful part…

— S.J. Scott

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how…

— Bobby Darin