Mamma Quote by Deepside

(hums) you see something you like? (chuckles) you better keep looking at the man in the mirror... bro I know I got a bangin'…

— Cedetrick Robertson

What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya!

— Scott Disick

Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me

— Jessica Olguin

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

— Anonymous

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

— Dov Davidoff

Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.

— Anonymous

What'd you say about my mama?

— O-Dog

You don't want to disappoint your mama, for that main fact that she's going to get on your behind.

— Calvin Johnson

“Come get some anytime you miss your mama and need your ass spanked." -Dev”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

— Anonymous

Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.

— Anonymous